Things I Have Said While Playing Video Games With My Husband

So, I have kept record of the things I find myself saying while playing video games with my husband. Sometimes I wish I recorded a lot of them, because let's face it, I am a hilarious person.

- Me: I definitely just killed myself. Why is that even possible? They should me-proof this map.
Overwatch

- Me: Dude! That was my kill, I got this!
- Breaky: We are on the same team honey.
Borderlands I and II & Orcs Must Die II

- Me:  I'm stuck
- Breaky: How.... Just jump? Oh. Um.......Wow you are really stuck.
- Me: What do I do?
- Breaky: Um... let the enemy kill you? You literally cannot move.
Borderlands II


- Me: DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT. I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT!! UNDO UNDO
Hearthstone

- Me: I f*cked up. And I'm dead.
Hearthstone & Overwatch & Borderlands & Borderlands II

- Me: Sorry, I got distracted
- Breaky: Well, I'm dead, so will you please rez me instead?
World of Warcraft


- Me: The screen name of that frickin OP Bastion is "Sarah Palin" F*ckin Sarah Palin!
- Me; Goddamm it SARAH PALIN
- Me; F*ck off Sarah Palin
- Me; (while my head is in my hands) I just got killed by Sarah Palin
- Breaky: Things you never thought you would say playing Overwatch
Overwatch

Breaky-STOP STOP STOP! YOU ARE KILLING ME
Me- STOP WHAT?
Breaky-NO PUT THE LASER BACK WHERE IT WAS, THE RAMP IS FALLING NOT RISING
Me- NOOOOOOO.... I missed.
(My sister comes home)
Sister-I thought my sister was killing you for real
Breaky-No, not yet
Portal 2

- Me: ..........what?
End of Bioshock